Favorite Quotes

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ~John Barrymore

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. ~ Mae West

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. ~Frederike Ryder

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. ~Rita Mae Brown

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets. ~Author Unknown

Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or too busy fucking ~Dorothy Parker

Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure. ~ Lord Byron